1 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,429 Boys, boys. 2 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,015 You notice anything different about me? 3 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,994 Uh, no, but I noticed something different about your mom 4 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,728 when I left her house this morning. 5 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,855 - Oh! - Boom! You just got Ari'd. 6 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,774 Nice, Ari. 7 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,025 No. New suit. 8 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,610 David set me up with his tailor. 9 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,778 My guy's a magician. 10 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,590 - He'd have to be to make Trevor look hot. - You just said Trevor looked hot. 11 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,032 You love Trevor... 12 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,326 - Damn it. - Pinkus, hand me my briefcase. 13 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:35,994 And open it for me. 14 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,871 I'm sorry, what... am I the summer associate? 15 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,182 - He's not. - Right, right. 16 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,666 -Pinkus. —so dumb. 17 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,918 Ugh. Chekhov chill? 18 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,836 - Oh! - You just got chilled. 19 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:45,921 You guys. 20 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,524 Chug, chug, chug, chug, 21 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,633 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 22 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,510 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 23 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,388 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug“. 24 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,641 All right, all right, I have an announcement. 25 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,351 That's actually a celebratory cocktail, 26 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,354 'cause starting this Monday, you are no longer lowly scum. 27 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,939 You are a full member of the team. 28 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,566 No. No way. I'm getting promoted? 29 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,901 Mazel, pinkus, and we're taking you out tonight. 30 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,778 - Yes! - Yeah, my folks are in Europe, 31 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,301 so we're hitting the country estate. 32 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,990 Pinkus, pinkus, 33 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,617 pinkus, pinkus, pinkus, pinkus, 34 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,369 pinkus, pinkus... 35 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:20,038 This is gonna be the best night ever! 36 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,206 Yeah! 37 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:28,964 No, that's great. 38 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,924 Uh-huh. We'll be here. 39 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,384 That was the jeweler. 40 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,028 He thinks he might have found someone, babe. 41 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,971 - No way. That's amazing. - What's going on? 42 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,307 Oh, remember the vintage watch we took off the corpse 43 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,975 of Hetty's dead robber baron husband? 44 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:42,144 How exciting do you think our afterlives are 45 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,770 that we wouldn't remember that? 46 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,214 Well, we may finally have a buyer. 47 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,632 How much does he think we can get? 48 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,318 Enough to knock out our entire debt, babe. 49 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,279 And the guy's coming up from the city this afternoon to look at it. 50 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,198 Ooh. Man, we really need this sale to go through. 51 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,785 What is that smell? Oh, yeah, desperation. 52 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,413 Listen to me, the most important bargaining chip you have 53 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,498 is the ability to walk away. 54 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:06,752 I would argue a lead pipe beats that, but I get your point. 55 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,087 The ghosts are saying we shouldn't act too desperate. 56 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,756 Oh, guys, come on. Have some faith. 57 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,424 I'm a master negotiator. 58 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,635 Do you remember the deal I got us on the mini? 59 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,054 I don't know that that was the victory you think it... 60 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,766 Babe, has our undercarriage rusted? Has it? 61 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,142 No, I think not. 62 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:25,062 And they threw that in for free. 63 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,148 Man, 64 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,692 picking something to watch is much more difficult 65 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,420 than it was in the '805. Too many choices. 66 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,613 Pete, just make up your mind. 67 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,490 Maybe go back through the romantic comedies, 68 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,574 comb through those again? 69 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,577 No! Thor not watch romantic comedies. 70 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,788 Thor hate love. 71 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:44,706 You okay, there, big guy? 72 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,584 Thor had a pretty emotional therapy session the other day. 73 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:52,130 A lot come up. Thor discuss feelings about flower. 74 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:55,133 Oh. And what did the therapist say? 75 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:59,346 She thinks I should tell flower how I truly feel. 76 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,140 And I agree with her. This is the new you, buddy. 77 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,558 You talk about things. 78 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,268 Thor scared. 79 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,605 Can it ever really work out between a hippie and a viking? 80 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,234 Oh, now, that's a romantic comedy I would watch. 81 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,545 Can you type in "hippie and viking," see if anything comes up? 82 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,696 Oh, yeah, sure. 83 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,121 Welcome. Hi. I'm Sam, 84 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,831 and this is Jay. 85 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,249 Hey, what's up, man? I'm Ari. 86 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,084 Hey, what's going on? All right. 87 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,812 Well, we're really excited to have you here. 88 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,036 Not too excited. Just the appropriate amount of excited. 89 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,340 This is gonna be a disaster. 90 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:39,010 Hey, you know what is nuts? I've actually been here before. 91 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,178 Oh, yeah. 92 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,930 He does seem familiar. 93 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,101 Holy crap. Is that Ari cantor? 94 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:49,062 - Oh! - Boom! You just got Ari'd. 95 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,148 Wait, you know him? 96 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,400 - Yeah, he's, like, my boy. - Know who? 97 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:56,153 H was just asking Jay if he knew you. 98 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,113 I mean, we just met. 99 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,906 - Right, so now you know him. - Yep. 100 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:02,033 Anyway, yeah, I knew this guy 101 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,161 whose parents owned this place, David woodstone. 102 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,580 My great-great-great—grandson, 103 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,165 who was actually kind of a louse. 104 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,584 Uh, David was my uncle. I didn't really know him, 105 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:14,212 but his mom was my great-aunt Sophie, who I inherited this place from. 106 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,548 He was obsessed with strippers. 107 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,633 I heard he was a good guy, though. 108 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:22,596 Man, this place is really bringing back some memories for me. 109 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,515 Wow, well, I could show you around, 110 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,392 or do you want to see the watch first? 111 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:28,727 Nah, not yet. 112 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,645 Cool, uh, yeah. Let's chitchat. 113 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:34,107 That's how not big of a deal this whole watch transaction is to me. 114 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,358 Uh, right this way. 115 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,861 I can't believe this. 116 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:38,984 Trevor, you know this guy? 117 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,530 Ari and I worked together. 118 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,783 He was in my crew. We were, like, best friends. 119 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,451 No way. That's crazy. 120 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,095 You want to know something really crazy? 121 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,954 He was here the night that I died. 122 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,916 Okay, how did you die, and why aren't you wearing any pants? 123 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,876 You've never asked him about this? 124 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,729 I was always curious, but I didn't know the etiquette 125 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,754 around ghost deaths. 126 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,131 Tell her the story, trev. 127 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,966 All right. 128 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,760 I thought you'd never ask. 129 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,265 It was the year 2000. 130 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:10,769 Y2k was behind us, mad cow was Europe's problem, 131 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,312 and the future was bright. 132 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,647 - Oh, yeah. - All right! 133 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:17,359 - Ari, can you hand me that pillow, please? - Why? Is there a Chekhov chill behind it? 134 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,819 Oh... 135 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:22,531 'Cause if there is, you know the rules. The attempted chiller is himself chilled. 136 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,908 Damn it! 137 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,994 No one chills the a-dog. Drink up, lefkowitz. 138 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,621 Oh, your day will come. 139 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,289 Keep dreaming. 140 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,457 Here we go. 141 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,377 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 142 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,170 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 143 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,256 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug_. 144 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,509 - T-money. Come on. - That was awesome. 145 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,553 You better get your buzz on, too, pinkus. 146 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,847 Help you stay warm during the run of fun. 147 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:50,433 The run of fun? It's just so humiliating. 148 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,557 Uh, what's the run of fun? 149 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,353 How about, instead of any hazing, 150 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,731 we just party and celebrate pinkus's promotion? 151 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,568 Dude, hazing is to prove loyalty. We all went through it. 152 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,528 To question it is to break the bro code. 153 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,407 Are you breaking the bro code, bro? 154 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,788 Psych. 155 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,665 Got you... 156 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,876 - You're running, pinkus. - All right, ladies. 157 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,669 Time to take this night up a notch. 158 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,564 How I love woodstone's secret drug drawer. 159 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:20,797 It's so baller. 160 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,218 Name of the game is pill roulette. 161 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,470 Take one, find out what happens. 162 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,222 I'm first. 163 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:33,768 I wish there was a green one for t-money. 164 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:38,148 But yellow and blue make green. 165 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,652 - What? - Damn! 166 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,113 Two pills! 167 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,115 And I was a total legend. 168 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,534 For two hours until your heart exploded. 169 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,244 Tell her how you lost your pants. 170 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,204 This is classic trev. 171 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:56,791 Well, post-drug cocktail, pre-death, I had sex with the hot limo driver. 172 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,169 All right, so you died having sex? 173 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,962 No, I died about 15 minutes later. 174 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,881 Then why were your pants not on? 175 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,674 Because we were gonna do it again. 176 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,720 Does a boxer put his robe back on between rounds one and two? Come on, Sam. 177 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:15,268 So, you probably won't remember this, but, uh, 178 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,229 several months ago, during viking funeral, 179 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,357 I was supposed to be sucked off. 180 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,524 Right. 181 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,819 And you said, "no, Thor, don't go. 182 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,071 I love you." 183 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:31,242 And then I wasn't sucked off, and then you said, "never mind." 184 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,453 Okay, yeah. Yeah, this is ringing a bell. Yeah, sure. 185 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,164 I was wondering if, maybe, 186 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,583 there was truth to the thing you said 187 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:41,294 before you said, "never mind." 188 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,215 Yes, there was. 189 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,466 Really? 190 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:49,302 Yeah, but-but that was when I thought I couldn't have you. 191 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:54,140 So you only want Thor if Thor not here? 192 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,142 I have intimacy issues, man. 193 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,186 But you had boyfriend ira. 194 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:01,940 I remember. He run away like Dane when you attacked by bear. 195 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:05,360 Well, ira and I only worked because it was never just us. 196 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,112 We always had a third. 197 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,714 First, there was Phyllis, the blanket hog. 198 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,824 Then Dorothy, another blanket hog. 199 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,993 Blanket politics are really big in throuples. 200 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,577 The point is, 201 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:18,081 we always had a buffer to keep things from getting too intense. 202 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,708 Sorry. 203 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:23,878 Well, maybe we get buffer. 204 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,505 Huh. 205 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,342 But who would be the third? 206 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:33,304 19th-century Jacques bijoux. 207 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,473 - A rare find. - Mm-hmm. 208 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,350 But not in great condition, is it? 209 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,144 What? Let me see that? 210 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,270 Sam. 211 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,189 I want to hear about the old days. Bring up my name. 212 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,400 - Some nicks on the bezel. - Fine. So, uh, 213 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,694 you mentioned that you used to hang out here 214 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,362 with my uncle David. 215 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,198 Was there a guy named Trevor lefkowitz in your crew? 216 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,369 Um, it's hard to say. 217 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,163 I knew a lot of Trevors. 218 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,831 What? We were bros. 219 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,458 Right, i-it's just that, you know, 220 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,002 uncle David did bring his name up quite a bit. 221 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:07,023 Oh, because I thought that you said that you didn't really know your uncle. 222 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,382 Surely, he must remember the night that you died. 223 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,717 Yes. Smart. 224 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,386 Okay, we were here to celebrate pinkus's promotion. 225 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,097 - Bring that up. - And where exactly is the bezel? 226 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,850 You know, I think that it might have been this one time you guys 227 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,327 were all up here for pinkus's promotion, 228 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,353 is what I remember my uncle David telling me, 229 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:25,732 as a child, during one of our few chats. 230 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:30,195 Hey, babe, I think this is hardly relevant to the negotiations at hand. 231 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,572 Right? How is this relevant? 232 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,782 I don't know... 233 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,784 I'm gonna go make a quick phone call. 234 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,994 What are you doing? You're blowing it. 235 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,246 I'm sorry, but Trevor says he knows the guy. 236 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,790 None of this makes any sense. 237 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,584 How does someone not remember their best bro? 238 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:48,046 Oh, well, Hamilton pretended to not know me at a party once. 239 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,800 And then "got my name wrong" several times over the years after that. 240 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:55,637 Classic archrival shenanigans. 241 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,058 What is this for? 242 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,727 We just wanted to ask you some questions about yourself. 243 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,814 Oh, well, you know I do love talking about myself. 244 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,107 Ask away. 245 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:10,235 I would not describe myself as a "people person," no. 246 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:14,280 I mean, no, I wouldn't say my body is particularly hairy. Why? 247 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,241 Is this a sex thing? 248 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,410 Am I willing to go with the flow? 249 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,495 No. 250 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,331 Yeah, this is a sex thing. I'm out. 251 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,835 My strong suits? Well, I'm can-do. 252 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:30,004 Selfless. I tend to put other people's desires and needs 253 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,548 before my own. 254 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,442 Oh, and I have excellent hand-eye coordination. 255 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,301 He's perfect. 256 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,970 Great. Perfect for what? 257 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:43,143 Look, I came up here to buy a watch, and ten minutes in, 258 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,228 she's grilling me about a dead man. 259 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,105 Did one of you guys snitch? 260 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,469 I guess I'm just kind of worried that maybe, I don't know, 261 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:50,525 I'm being blackmailed? 262 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,861 - Blackmailed? - This is getting interesting. 263 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,905 No, I'm not on drugs, but I wish that I was, 264 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,825 'cause I'm freaking out right now. 265 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,995 Oh, right. The secret drug drawer. 266 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,665 I don't know. How long do you think cocaine stays good for? 267 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,501 Who would ever keep it around long enough to find out? 268 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,449 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 269 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,623 What do you mean, "snitched"? What's he talking about? 270 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,632 He has obviously done something nefarious. 271 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,467 Dude is shaken. 272 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,095 Are you telling us everything? What really happened that night? 273 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,448 I told you, I took some bad pills, had totally awesome sex 274 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:22,640 and then died. 275 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,559 But I don't know what he means by snitching. 276 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,020 Because there's something you don't know about that night. 277 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:28,897 None of you do. 278 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,650 Ari betrayed you, Trevor. 279 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,110 What did he do? 280 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,156 He's the one who broke the bro code. 281 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,285 Oh, come on. That was gasp-worthy. 282 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,204 There's something wrong with you people. 283 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,710 What do you mean, Ari betrayed me? 284 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,045 Okay, look, something happened, 285 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,880 and I never told you because I know how much 286 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,381 you loved your bros. 287 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,594 You had just died and were, understandably, a little confused. 288 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,554 What the hell is going on? 289 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,847 Who are all you guys? 290 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,432 We are ghosts. 291 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,309 While most spirits pass on, 292 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,728 we are the unfortunate few cursed to spend... 293 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,189 - He's dead! - Okay, well, I'm talking here. 294 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,233 What the hell? This is nuts! 295 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,668 You know, it's a little loud in here. 296 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,694 Maybe we do the welcoming ceremony in another room. 297 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,964 - Why do you have an arrow in your neck? - Oh, because I'm dead. 298 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,115 But I'm jumping ahead. We'll get to all that. 299 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,700 Where are your pants, man? 300 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,787 Yeah, probably should have kept those on. Big mistake. 301 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,790 While everyone else left to tend to you, I stuck around. 302 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,000 You were in good hands, and I was having too much fun 303 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,062 - watching these jerks freak out. - I am not freaking out! 304 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,837 Oh, god, what are we gonna do? 305 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,172 Maybe we call 911? 306 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,896 No, I am, like, 70% cocaine right now. We are not calling the cops. 307 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,176 I can't handle going to jail. 308 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,262 I can't handle going to the Sheraton! 309 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,305 There's only one way out of this. 310 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,515 We call our dads. 311 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,894 They didn't even try to help you? 312 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,896 It gets so much worse. 313 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,523 Okay, my dad said we should lawyer up. 314 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,292 - We're probably gonna be fine. - "Probably"? 315 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,526 My dad says hide the body. 316 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,319 What are you talking about? 317 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,047 We weigh it down, drop the body in the lake 318 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,073 and never speak of this again. 319 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,157 Agreed? 320 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,410 And that's exactly what they did. 321 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,787 I'm so sorry, Trevor. 322 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:11,124 Okay, it's not good, obviously, but they were scared. 323 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,084 Trevor, stop defending them. 324 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,003 They were kids. Some of them were barely 30. 325 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,406 Well, they would've been grandparents in my day, but go on. 326 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,108 I'm just saying, I would've done the same thing. 327 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,551 No, you wouldn't have, and you know you wouldn't have, 328 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,177 'cause you were different from them. 329 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,470 How do you know? 330 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:28,933 Because I know the story of how you really lost your pants. 331 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,647 Oh, come on. 332 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,152 Congratulations, Pete. 333 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,488 Yes, Thor also very comfortable with new development. 334 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,365 Not rethinking it at all. 335 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:48,286 Look, truth be told, uh, now that I'm fully up to speed 336 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,079 on what you guys say I have won, 337 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,582 I'm not really sure I want the position. 338 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,584 Oh, well, we can do any position you want. 339 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,710 Not what I'm saying. 340 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,671 Uh, I'm talking about the general position of being the third. 341 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,466 Maybe I could watch. Nope. Hate that. 342 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,843 Uh, thank you, though, and good luck. 343 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,136 I'll be cheering you guys on. 344 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,619 From afar. Not from the same roo... 345 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,181 You understand. 346 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,016 Is it possible that I could leave? 347 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,352 - Thank you. - Uh... 348 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,229 I already told you how I lost the pants, remember? 349 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,624 Refractory period in between rounds with the hot limo driver. 350 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:21,903 Yeah, first of all, you never had sex with the limo driver. 351 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,405 - Here's what really happened. - Can you stop doing that? 352 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,492 So, uh, I don't really understand. 353 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,410 Um, the run of fun is that I have to somehow 354 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,662 make it back to the city on foot with no money, 355 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:32,806 wearing nothing but a t-shirt? 356 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,458 Sounds like you understand perfectly. 357 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,709 These guys are mean. 358 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,711 He's for sure gonna get hypothermia. 359 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,715 - But before pinkus left... - Have fun. 360 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,759 You tracked him down. 361 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:46,677 Pinkus. 362 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,199 You don't have to do this if you don't want to. 363 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,183 But I really want the promotion. 364 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,061 All right. 365 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,979 Don't tell anybody about this. 366 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,066 You take my money clip, you get a cab. I want that back Monday, though. 367 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,235 Serious? Thank you, Trevor. 368 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,112 Oh, wait. 369 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,031 A cab's not gonna let you in without any pants on. 370 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,450 I learned that the hard way during my run of fun. 371 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,035 Okay. 372 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,578 Get out of here. 373 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,581 Y-You're just gonna go back in there with no pants? 374 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,999 I'll make up something brilliant. 375 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,710 Wait. Take my boxers. 376 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,192 I don't want your boys rubbing up against my new suit. 377 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,634 Fair enough. 378 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,679 - Be free. - Thank you so much. 379 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,187 Guess who just had sex with the hot limo driver! 380 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:43,067 - Trevor, you're a good guy. - I had no idea. 381 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,753 Okay, a little less shocked would be nice. 382 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,404 I don't understand, sass. 383 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,465 Why did you never call me out about the limo driver thing? 384 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,575 Because I knew why you lied. 385 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,453 Helping pinkus meant breaking the bro code that you lived by, 386 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,163 and I knew that was important to you. 387 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,706 I can't believe this. 388 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,749 I can't believe those guys would do that. 389 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,585 Well, shoot, let's take them down. 390 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,795 Tell the press. Ooh, Sam can help us ruin their lives. 391 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,839 That's not gonna make me feel better. 392 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,342 That job, those guys, that was my world. 393 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,219 Maybe I never had any bros at all. 394 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,556 Maybe my whole life was a lie. 395 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,396 And are you sure Trevor didn't, like, put hot sauce 396 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,857 in the man's pants to burn the guy's wiener? 397 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,156 I wish there was something we could do to make Trevor feel better. 398 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,991 Well, he said he didn't want revenge, 399 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,494 so we just have to honor that. 400 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,454 No, he said he didn't want to ruin their lives. 401 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,123 But I have another idea to get revenge. 402 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:43,544 And it is super douchey, so he's gonna love it. 403 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,129 I don't know if you're distracted 404 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:48,049 or if you're art of war-ing me with your negotiation tactics, 405 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,926 but I'll tell you what, you're good. 406 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,345 Bro, I'm not even thinking about the watch right now. 407 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,096 Okay, 80% off, final offer. 408 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,098 Hey, how's it going in here? 409 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,600 I got him right where I want him. 410 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,454 Ari, uh, could I talk to Jay for a second? You can wait in the living room. 411 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,854 Oh, yeah, of course. 412 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,123 You can talk to Jay all you want. 413 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,626 Wh-what do you guys want to talk about, exactly? Is it about me? 414 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,586 'Cause if it's about me, I feel like I should know. 415 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,153 Where were you just now? 416 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,697 Just took a walk, down by the lake. 417 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,283 Oh, that's lovely. 418 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,167 I-I didn't even know that you had a lake here. 419 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,371 I'll be in the living room. 420 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,748 What is going on? 421 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,709 Ghost stuff. We just have to wait in here for a few minutes. 422 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,588 Good news, I have a surprise. 423 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,132 Oh, really? Uh, what is it? 424 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,302 Well, I was getting the sense that you were a little nervous 425 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,263 about the whole "finding a third" thing. 426 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,098 Maybe a little. 427 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,781 But, of course, I still have my hang-ups 428 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,311 about the whole one-on-one thing, so I found a compromise. 429 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,438 It's crash's body. 430 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,108 Oh, yes, it, uh... that... 431 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,569 Surprise. 432 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,452 Well, I figured this is, like, a happy medium. 433 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,031 The two-and-a-half solution, if you will. 434 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,244 Okay, I cannot do this. 435 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,912 No, no, no, he's cool with it. Watch. 436 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,914 Yeah, you're cool with that, right? 437 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,541 Yeah. He's cool with it. 438 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,126 Yeah... wait, no, wh-where you going? 439 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,253 It's not that. Look, 440 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:11,007 if you not okay with just Thor, I understand, 441 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,969 but if it is more time you need to feel comfortable, 442 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,762 I can wait. 443 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,431 Really? 444 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,516 I've been here a thousand years. 445 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,643 Only met you 50 years ago. 446 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,854 Blink of an eye. 447 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,024 So we can wait till moment is right. 448 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,776 But it might be a long time. 449 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:35,698 Thor think that maybe flower worth the wait. 450 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,950 Aw. 451 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,038 Okay, we should get out of here. I think I got it revved up. 452 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,123 Flattered, but, uh, no, thank you. 453 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,043 Nice to see you. 454 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,798 Uh, why are you bringing me in here? I... 455 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,736 No. I don't want to look at this guy. 456 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,512 Trevor, you thought you did not have bros, 457 00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,597 but you were mistaken. 458 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,308 You have bros. And we are they. 459 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,185 Emoy 460 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,270 what did you guys do? 461 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,521 Oh, just watch. 462 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,166 - Y'all think he's gonna do it? - Trust me. 463 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,442 - This'll work. - There you go. 464 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,735 Go to the drug drawer. 465 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,071 There you go. 466 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,405 Right there. 467 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,689 - Oh, you're so close. - Do it. 468 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,450 Do it, do it, do it... 469 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,791 "I know what you did. 470 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,459 T-money"? 471 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,837 Oh, my god, you guys. 472 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,715 I believe some sort of celebratory declaration 473 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:35,800 is in order? 474 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:44,684 Ari cantor, I've waited 20 years to say this to you. 475 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,311 You just got chilled. Boom! 476 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,896 Come on! 477 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,398 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! 478 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,942 Is, uh, everything okay? 479 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,444 Um, look... 480 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,780 I don't know what kind of sick game this is, 481 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,490 but how about this? 482 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,576 I'll pay you double what you're asking for the watch, 483 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,996 and we agree to never speak of this again. 484 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,416 Deal. No take-backs. 485 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,626 See? Told you your hubs could handle it. 486 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:11,711 Good job, babe. 487 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,255 Say, Ari, is that a Chekhov chill? 488 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,178 When you find one of those, aren't you supposed 489 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,050 to do something with it? 490 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,343 Ooh... 491 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,511 Seriously? 492 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,472 I don't make the rules... bro. 493 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,852 Get down. Down. 494 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,647 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 495 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,983 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 496 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,402 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, 497 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,154 chug, chug, chug, chug, chug_. 498 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,907 Yeah! That was the best! 499 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,577 That was the most amazing thing.