1 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,886 [Jay] Okay, how's this for a slogan? 2 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:14,640 "Woodstone mansion: Your one-stop shop for events and sleeping over, 3 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,684 followed by breakfast the next morning"? 4 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,270 That's not a slogan, that is a description of a b and b. 5 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,315 - What do you think? - Maybe... 6 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,816 She does not like that. 7 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,568 What do you mean? She said "maybe." 8 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:28,070 You poor, simple brute. 9 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,697 "Maybe" means she hates it and she's letting him down easy. 10 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:32,407 Mm, I've been using that for years. 11 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,368 Told al Capone that every time he invited me 12 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,245 to the hotsy totsy club. 13 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,080 Well, what do we have here? 14 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:40,791 Oh, we're just working on the website for the bed-and-breakfast. 15 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:44,086 Still? Good god, it's not the magna carta, Sam. 16 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,421 - Chop, chop. - The ghosts are in here. 17 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,006 Oh, I assume they're everywhere. 18 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,384 That's why I shower with a bathing suit. 19 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,445 [Laughs] That's true. It's got little duckies on it. 20 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:55,472 Okay, all right. I think we're just overthinking this. 21 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,432 It doesn't need to be groundbreaking. 22 00:00:57,516 --> 00:01:01,061 Some pics, some directions, a way for people to pay us money. 23 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:04,439 No, no, Jay. This website is our first impression to the world. 24 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:07,943 Okay, fine. I'll just let you handle it, but please get it done 25 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,571 'cause we need this place to open soon, so we can earn a living. 26 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:11,655 I know. 27 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,116 Or we need to find another valuable ghost watch, 28 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,410 but you are taking it off the next corpse. 29 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:19,746 [Laughs] Oh... what is my life even? 30 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:20,831 You know, 31 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,625 I can actually recite a great deal of the magna carta 32 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,210 if anybody's interested. 33 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,546 It might be a fun way to pass the time. 34 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,965 Maybe... 35 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,925 [Chuckles] 36 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,011 - That means no. - [Alberta laughs] 37 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,305 [Theme music playing] 38 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,435 [Jay] Come on, that's not a foul. 39 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,353 No way. That's just good defending. 40 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,248 Pete agrees and says it was just good defending. 41 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,481 You see? Pete gets it. 42 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,525 Literally the perfect guy to watch a game with, 43 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,689 aside from the fact that I can't see him or hear him. 44 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,029 But we don't let that stop us. 45 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,506 Pete says you don't let that stop you. 46 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,949 So, since you're here, 47 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:59,119 I'm assuming you finished the copy for our website. 48 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,122 Pete says, "good hustle on the backboards," 49 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,498 and he wants to talk about that. 50 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:06,460 Good hustle on the backboards? What does that even mean? 51 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,838 Sam, Pete would never say that nonsense. You're stalling, 52 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,941 and you need to get that cute little gummy bear butt 53 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,925 back in the office and finish our website. 54 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,969 Is it gummy bears or butts you have a thing for? 55 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,471 I don't have to choose. 56 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,390 Seriously, Pete and I will be fine without you. 57 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,683 You sure? Pete? 58 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,935 Yeah, we'll be fine. I think. 59 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,396 Pete and I can sit here in comfortable silence. 60 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,608 [Sighs] Okay, well, I guess I will leave you to it. 61 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,652 Okay. Love you. 62 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:32,778 Love you. 63 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,489 Oh! Damn! Pete, did you see that? 64 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:36,573 Let's do the thing. 65 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,533 Ooh! Ooh! Here we go. 66 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:39,785 [Grunting] 67 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:40,869 [Both grunting] 68 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,013 [Both imitate rifle racking] 69 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,038 [Both kiss] 70 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,247 [Laughs] 71 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,059 Did we nail it? 'Cause I feel like we nailed it. 72 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,627 Oh, we nailed it. I think, deep down, you know we nailed it. 73 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,254 [Sighs] Yup, no idea. 74 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:54,216 [Exhales] 75 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,552 [Dog barking] 76 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:58,637 -How's it coming? —uh... 77 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,263 Uh, working. 78 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,027 Working or watching YouTube videos of dogs 79 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,642 being reunited with their owners? 80 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,727 [Sighs] He was stationed in Guam for three years, 81 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,896 but argus still recognized him right away. 82 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,106 - Hmm. - Okay, okay. 83 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,233 Fine. I'm totally stuck. 84 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,694 Well, look, I get it. Storyteller back in my day. 85 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,046 [Chuckles] It was an oral tradition, 86 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,947 but I liked to put my own spin on things, 87 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,991 and sometimes the inspiration wasn't coming so fast. 88 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,119 You do get it. [Chuckles] Writing's the worst. 89 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,746 I should've listened to my mom and done something safer, 90 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,415 like go to law school. 91 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,499 My dad was the same way. 92 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,143 When I told him I wanted to be a storyteller, 93 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,567 he didn't think it was a good idea. 94 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,346 What if you don't have the gift? 95 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,974 I always wanted to be a storyteller, 96 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,393 but I didn't have the gift. 97 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,287 I don't want you to go through that disappointment. 98 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:51,356 Yeah, I want to try. I think I have it in me. 99 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,483 Maybe try something safer, 100 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,819 like hunter or warrior? 101 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,696 Yeah. Great. 102 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,824 Across cultures and centuries, parents still find a way 103 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,659 to put their own crap on us, huh? 104 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,120 Sam, how dare you disrespect my father like that? 105 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,958 I was kidding. Man, you're fun to mess with. [Laughs] 106 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,793 Hey, maybe I'm overstepping, 107 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:15,046 but I literally have nothing to do, ever, so... 108 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,298 Do you want some help? 109 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,884 Seriously? [Chuckles] That would be amazing. 110 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,385 - Thank you, sass. - All right. 111 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,345 Well, let's get started, then. 112 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,764 Great. Yeah. 113 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,349 Right after we watch this elderly lady's corgi 114 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,643 welcome her back from six weeks in the icu. 115 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,979 Aw, look at the stubby little legs. 116 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,648 Oh, my god, pass the ball! 117 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,151 Who does he think he is, pistol Pete maravich? [Chuckles] 118 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,612 I assume you saw that, Pete. 119 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,030 If you're even still here. 120 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,699 Of course I saw it, and I made a very pithy comment. 121 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,950 Ugh, this is frustrating. 122 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,786 I can talk basketball with you, Pete. 123 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,330 Oh, that's very sweet, flower, but you don't need to do that. 124 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,873 No, seriously. I grew up playing. 125 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,374 I had three older brothers. 126 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,544 Oh, that sounds nice, but Jay and I have a whole shorthand, you know. 127 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,190 It's kind of our thing. We don't just talk basketball with anyone. 128 00:04:57,214 --> 00:05:00,175 All right, I'll be back tomorrow with those baseboards. 129 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,260 Oh, Syracuse, nice. They're looking good this year. 130 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,012 - You're a fan? - —love college ball. 131 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,096 What is happening? 132 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,598 Aw, they're connecting. 133 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,242 You want to hang out and watch the game? 134 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:12,103 I'm supposed to help my wife with turbotax today, so... 135 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,939 Hell yeah, let's do this. 136 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:17,150 Okay, well, there's not really room on the couch. [Groans] 137 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,069 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 138 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,280 - —Sam! Sam! - Oh, it hurts so much! 139 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,787 [Sasappis] Okay. So, from these other hotel websites 140 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,389 you've shown me, it seems like these things 141 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,915 are generally pretty dry and boring. 142 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,376 Exactly, and I really want us to stand out. 143 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,299 - Ooh, ooh! I have an idea. - What, what, what? 144 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:40,674 What if the website is written from the perspective of a tree? 145 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,093 - A tree? - Yeah. 146 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,262 Who's been on the property for hundreds of years. 147 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,785 It's sort of like how us ghosts have been here for a long time 148 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,224 and seen all kinds of change. 149 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,142 Oh, he's like the narrator. 150 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,478 It's very clever. [Gasps] Ooh, ooh, ooh, 151 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:57,399 and we'll call him... wait for it... Woody, 'cause he's a tree. 152 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,900 What do you think? Do you like it? 153 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,528 Maybe... [chuckles] 154 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,947 Did you just "maybe" me? 155 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,699 Maybe. 156 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:09,619 - Ah... and one! Yeah! - That's what I'm talking about! 157 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,038 [Mocking] That's what I'm talking about. [Scoffs] 158 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,623 Pete, why did you bring us in here? 159 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,417 Because Jay brought a friend 160 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,211 into what used to be our special thing and... 161 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,171 Guess what, Jay. I got friends too. 162 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:23,133 You know he can't even hear us. Is the plan to make him jealous? 163 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,886 No, no. The plan is to have fun with my ghost bros. 164 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:28,388 Right? Ah! Okay. 165 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,682 Uh, hey, Thor. You like hoops, right? 166 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:31,975 What is hoops? 167 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,268 Seriously? It... basketball? 168 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,270 The hoop is the basket the ball goes in. 169 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:39,107 Thor like putting head of Dane in basket. Give basket to Dane's mother. 170 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,233 [Laughs] Surprise! 171 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,277 Very funny. 172 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,487 I love hoops. I dated a Knicks city dancer once. 173 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,799 Okay, this is not the kind of sports talk that Jay and I do. 174 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,825 We talk strategy and basketball history. 175 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,369 I don't remember this game. When was it invented? 176 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,788 1891 in Springfield, Massachusetts. 177 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,957 Another beer? Come on. 178 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,793 Massachusetts? Well, it must be a game for simpletons. 179 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,420 [Laughs] 180 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,964 No, there-there were some nice people there, 181 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,341 but certainly a lesser colony. 182 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,801 Okay, this isn't working. I-I tried, but you guys 183 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,846 just aren't Jay when it comes to classic basketball hangs. 184 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,848 - You can leave. - Oh, thank god. 185 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,350 [Thorfinn grunts] 186 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,644 Well, hey, I can stay and watch with you, Pete. 187 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:18,772 What's the point? This is a bust. 188 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,193 [Samantha] We literally can't open the hotel 189 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,922 until this website is up and running, so we better figure something out. 190 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,491 A lot of people would argue that we did figure this out two hours ago. 191 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,934 Oh, my god. Are you trying to bring up the tree thing again? 192 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,787 - It's hilarious. - Yeah, it just... 193 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,372 It seemed sort of familiar. 194 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:39,167 Oh, and "make our home your home" is truly groundbreaking. 195 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,420 [Chuckles] Hey, you two. Uh, would you come in here a second? 196 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,464 You know what? Yes, please, bring them into this. 197 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:45,757 Oh, happy to help. 198 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,177 Well, we are just, uh, running into some slight creative disagreements. 199 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,948 [Sasappis] Because the only one of us with the physical ability to type 200 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:55,642 refuses to recognize a genius idea when she hears one. 201 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,061 I think it's clear what the problem is here. 202 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:02,107 You are both creative talents, and you each think you're always right. 203 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,876 [Alberta] Yeah, you two working together is like 204 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,820 fats mcginty and slow eyes Billy Walker working together. 205 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:07,904 [Both chuckle] 206 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,966 They were two people who always thought they were right, 207 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,310 but in the end it all worked out. 208 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,492 How? 209 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,869 Fats had Billy thrown into a vat of acid. 210 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,789 But after that, he didn't have to worry about him at all. 211 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:18,873 [Laughs] 212 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,083 You know what? [Chuckles] 213 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,561 - Maybe we just shouldn't work together. - Maybe we shouldn't. 214 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,004 Maybe... 215 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,647 - [Alberta and Hetty] Ooh... - —[Scoffs] 216 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:35,473 Flower, I'm sure I'll regret this, but are you all right? 217 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,100 [Sighs] Well, 218 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,352 I wanted to watch the basketball game with Pete, 219 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:42,022 but he only wants to watch with stupid boys. 220 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,274 I love basketball. 221 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,483 Is that surprising? 222 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,402 Um, a little, 223 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:50,655 but I do know how much you enjoy being disheveled and sweaty, 224 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,073 so that's not a far cry. 225 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,408 I played in high school. 226 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,744 One game, I had 20 points in the first half, 227 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,996 but then I didn't score any after that 228 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,832 'cause I got super high at halftime with our point guard. 229 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,435 I mean, we got some really good stuff, man. 230 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:05,086 [Laughs] Wait, what were we talking about? 231 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,380 Basketball, but then it veered wildly off course. 232 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,466 Right. Yeah, I... 233 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,010 I thought that after the sexual revolution... 234 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,471 - Mm-hmm. Here we go. - That this stuff would get better. 235 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,641 That women would really be equal, but now it's 50 years later, 236 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,269 and Pete isn't treating me like an equal at all. 237 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,353 Flower, 238 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:27,317 I spent far too long forgiving the sins of men in my lifetime. 239 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,320 I see no reason why we need to put up with it in the afterlife. 240 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,823 Do not just sit there and take being disrespected by a man. 241 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,909 Do something about it. 242 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,077 Talk to Peter. 243 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,329 Damn, Hetty, are... 244 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,789 Are you a feminist now? 245 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,208 Well, as long as it doesn't mean supporting women 246 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,960 handling money or riding bicycles, then, 247 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,296 yeah, I think I am a feminist. 248 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,839 [Chuckles] 249 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,425 [Thorfinn] So... You going to type something? 250 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:56,304 It seem you just sitting there for long time. 251 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,555 I'm thinking, Thor. 252 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,058 Thinking is a very important part of writing. 253 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,644 When you pillaged a village, did you just run in? 254 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,437 No, you planned it out first. 255 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,065 [Laughs] Never think. Because once start thinking, 256 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,192 then feel very bad for murdering everyone. 257 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,986 Okay, maybe that wasn't the best example. 258 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,030 - I'm gonna get a snack. - Yes! 259 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,699 I will come smell your snack. 260 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:17,784 Great. 261 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,221 [Whispers] Trevor, let's go. 262 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,163 She left the laptop unattended. 263 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,475 I really don't feel good about this. Why are we doing this? 264 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,209 Because Sam has no artistic vision. 265 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,837 Okay, all she needs is to see my ideas actually typed out, 266 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,213 and then she'll get it. 267 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,966 Damn it, she closed the file. 268 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,301 No problemo, t-money is on it. Which one is it? 269 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,054 - Uh... that one right there. - Okay. 270 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,599 [Straining] 271 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,687 Oh. Oh. 272 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,105 What was that? 273 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,648 I think I put it in the trash. 274 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,775 - What? What is the trash? - [Shushes] 275 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,360 [Deep breath] 276 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,405 [Straining] 277 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,615 Uh-oh. 278 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,033 "Uh-oh"? Why "uh—oh"? 279 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,095 Maybe that was a good "whoosh." Maybe it flew back. 280 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,246 I think I just deleted the b and b website. 281 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,331 - What? - Oh, yeah, it's gone. 282 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,500 No, no. She's been working on that for weeks. 283 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,354 It's the final piece standing between them opening the b and b and financial ruin. 284 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,106 - It's... - I told you it's really an imperfect gift. 285 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,631 [Stammers] Get it back. 286 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,466 I don't know how. 287 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,011 Oh, we are in so much trouble. 288 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,846 - Run? - Run. 289 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,522 [Pete] Thank god. I thought Mark would never leave. 290 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,900 Watching basketball with Mark was so fun. 291 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,276 You guys really hit it off, huh? 292 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,212 You forget what it's like to hang out with somebody 293 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,739 who you can talk to and see. 294 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,824 Why don't you take the arrow out of my neck 295 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,826 and plunge it into my back? 296 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,161 [Jay] I hate to ask, 297 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,622 but how's the copy for the website coming? 298 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,083 Well, you know, I have made some progress, but there's still a ways to go. 299 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,710 - Great. Let me see. - [Samantha] Okay. 300 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,421 [Chuckles] That's weird. 301 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,798 - What? - The file's gone. 302 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,551 Ugh, man. These two might want to rethink taking on a business. 303 00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,886 What do you mean, gone? 304 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,306 - I mean, it's not there, Jay. - Well, it's in the cloud. 305 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,391 Sam, you back up to the cloud, right? 306 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,269 I was trying to save money, so I declined the two-dollar-a-month 307 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,479 cloud storage thing. 308 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,772 That's where we cut back? 309 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,981 What's the cloud? 310 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,068 Cloud is in sky. Today look like dragon. 311 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,320 Uh, we can explain. 312 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,197 - Trevor deleted the website. - What the...? 313 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,198 - What? - What happened? 314 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,326 Sass wanted me to type in his stupid tree stuff into the file, 315 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,787 and that is the only reason I was even messing with it. 316 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,373 Trevor and sass accidentally deleted the entire website. 317 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,042 What? We've been working on that for weeks. 318 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,285 I'm so sorry, Sam. I just wanted to get something down, 319 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,129 and now I've ruined everything. 320 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,216 Well, you know, these things happen. 321 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,636 Ghosts deleting the website that we need to start our business? 322 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,055 [Laughs] That happens? 323 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,266 Sorry, I'm gonna have to push back on that, Sam. 324 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,660 I mean, they seemed really sorry. 325 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,060 I-I guess we just delay 326 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,980 the opening until we have time to redo the website. 327 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,606 Anyways, thanks for telling me. 328 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,858 "Thanks for telling me"? 329 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,652 What are you doing? 330 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,655 Yell at them. Yell at the ghosts. 331 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,282 It was an accident, Jay. 332 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,285 Okay, we don't need this to delay us. We'll just slap something together 333 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,454 and get it up and running, so we can start taking reservations. 334 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,665 No, it needs to be right. It needs to be perfect. 335 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,083 Once this website goes live, 336 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,585 that's it, we are open. There's no turning back. 337 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:15,920 But isn't that what we wanted? 338 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,256 That's why we quit our jobs and moved up here. 339 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,466 Exactly, and if this b and b isn't a success, 340 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,511 then I dragged us all the way here and I made us turn our lives 341 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,222 upside down for nothing. Don't you get that? 342 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,517 - There she goes. - Ugh. 343 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,352 Classic Sam storm-off. 344 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,356 Hey, Pete. Got a sec? 345 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,692 I kind of just want to be alone right now if that's okay. 346 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,529 - Yeah, well, it's not. - What? 347 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,197 You really bummed me out today, man. 348 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:44,991 You're all like, 349 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,118 "Jay won't talk to me, wah, wah, wah!" 350 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,703 And the whole time, I'm sitting there 351 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,331 waiting to be the Bob cousy to your bill Russell. 352 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,623 How do you know about them? 353 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,001 That's what I've been trying to tell you, man. 354 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,670 I mean, yeah, I'm a girl and I'm into other groovy stuff, 355 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,297 but I know basketball. 356 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,341 The pick and roll. The give and go. 357 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,051 This is not something I was aware of. 358 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,136 Because you judged a book by its cover. 359 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:09,557 I even played in high school, and I fouled out of every game, Pete, 360 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,559 because I am very aggressive. 361 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,645 I mean, I'm all for world peace, but if you reach, I will teach. 362 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,856 - I got sharp elbows, man. - Wow. 363 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,149 I'm sorry, flower. 364 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,819 I guess I got so caught up being frustrated with Jay for ditching me 365 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,571 that I didn't realize I was ditching you. 366 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,615 Apology accepted. 367 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,658 I'm so glad this whole thing with Mark happened. 368 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,118 It really opened my eyes. 369 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,620 Me, too. 370 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,330 And, hey, every once in a while, 371 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,624 someone comes along who changes the game. 372 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,917 I mean... 373 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,961 [Mark's a regular George mikan, right? Uaughs] 374 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,630 [Laughs] Who's that? 375 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,633 George mikan? Premier center of the '40s and '50s. 376 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,177 - You seriously don't know him? - —[Stammers] 377 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,346 They created the goaltending rule 'cause of him. 378 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,390 I... I thought you said you liked basketball. 379 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,701 No, I do. I love basketball. I love... I love basketball. 380 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,727 [Stammers] Name someone else, please. 381 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,688 Okay. Maurice Stokes? Tom gola? 382 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,024 Oh, my god. Well, this is embarrassing. 383 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,359 Jack twyman? 384 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,610 Okay, maybe one more. 385 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,571 Okay, I can see I have a lot of work to do. 386 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:09,033 - Well, don't worry, I'll talk slow. - Mm-hmm. 387 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,993 - Let's go back to the beginning. - Okay. 388 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,287 - Springfield, mass, 1891. - Uh-huh. 389 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,832 Dr. James naismith was looking for a winter sport 390 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,917 for his ymca students. 391 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,295 I see now what was going on. 392 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:24,590 You didn't want to finish the website because then the b and b is real. 393 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,052 It's just, right now there's hope, 394 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,638 but once we open, if it doesn't work, then that's that. 395 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,306 Well, that's fear of failure, 396 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,767 and I get it because I used to suffer from it too. 397 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,979 Oh, come on. You're like the most confident person I've ever met. 398 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,814 I am now. 399 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,067 Remember how I told you my dad was worried about me becoming a storyteller? 400 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,920 You know, worried that I would fail like he did? 401 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,197 - Yeah, I remember. - Well, the truth was, he got in my head. 402 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:52,076 All his worry transferred onto me, and when it was finally the week 403 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,453 of the fall harvest ceremony, 404 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,205 where I was supposed to tell stories for the first time, 405 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,708 I got scared. 406 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,793 I don't want to go. 407 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,129 You're right. What if I'm not good? 408 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,006 There's something you need to know. 409 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,758 That was about me, not you. 410 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,303 I didn't have the gift, 411 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,637 but you do. 412 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,516 I know because I've watched you your whole life. 413 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,518 I'm giving you this eagle feather. 414 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:21,022 It represents bravery and courage. 415 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,649 It'll give you the strength you need. 416 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,201 Thank you, father. 417 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:37,371 And now I give it to you. 418 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,375 It's scary spreading your wings to try something new, 419 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,668 but you can do this. 420 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,841 - What was that? - —uh, it's a ghost feather, 421 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,725 so it kind of just zaps right back into place, 422 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,470 but symbolically it's yours. 423 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,389 Thanks, sass. 424 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,683 What happened when you finally got to story-tell? 425 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,561 [Sighs] Well, I... actually never did. 426 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,980 I died before I got the chance to. 427 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,815 Oh, I'm so sorry. 428 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,068 Ah, it's okay. It wasn't meant to be. 429 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,362 Well, did you ever tell your stories to the ghosts? 430 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,280 No, they're all wrapped up in their own stuff, 431 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,823 and the important thing is, 432 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,659 I've now passed this feather onto you, 433 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,328 symbolically, which we've already established, 434 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,622 so go, make it work for you. 435 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,207 Thanks. 436 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,459 Hey, babe, um... 437 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,312 So, I just want you to know that, no matter what... 438 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,136 Sasappis actuallyjust helped me have this whole emotional breakthrough, 439 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,566 so everything's fine now. [Chuckles] 440 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,050 Oh. Nice. 441 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,344 Well, just let the record state that I was here for you. 442 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,267 - Thanks, babe. - I had a whole speech planned. 443 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,558 - You're the best. - Darn ghosts. Always stealing my thunder. 444 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,818 Babe, this is great, and I love the part about the tree. 445 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,111 That's so smart. 446 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,904 Well, I had a little help from my friend. 447 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:55,533 So, are we opening the bed—and-breakfast officially? 448 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,410 Well, bring on the unwashed masses. 449 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,203 And congratulations, Samantha. 450 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:00,997 Okay. 451 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,457 I think it's time for this puppy to go live. 452 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,168 Once we launch this, we'll start getting reservations, 453 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,046 and real live people—- no offense to present company—- 454 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,800 are gonna start coming here in four short weeks. Are you ready? 455 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:16,554 No, but I guess you got to sink or swim sometime, right? 456 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,306 Here we go. 457 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,725 And we are... live. [Clicks] 458 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,101 Ooh. 459 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,478 Do we have any reservations yet? 460 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,439 It's been four seconds, babe. 461 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,858 Right, right, yeah, so not a total failure... 462 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,067 - [Both chuckle] - Yet. 463 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,986 Ooh. Game's almost on. 464 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,405 Big east championship. 465 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,033 The big east was a college basketball conference, Pete. 466 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,452 - Yes, thank you, flower. - [Jay] Huh. 467 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,829 - It's not working. - Hmm. 468 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,623 Something must be wrong with the TV. 469 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:48,169 But with the TV not working, what will we do for entertainment? 470 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,463 Hmm, that is an excellent question. 471 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,132 Is anyone here a gifted storyteller? 472 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,844 Oh, come on. Are you guys serious? 473 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,805 We don't want to pressure you, but if you regale us with story, 474 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,807 it would bring us great honor. 475 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,309 You did this, didn't you? 476 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,727 Maybe... 477 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,979 [Chuckles] Okay. 478 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,190 - Yes! - [Overlapping chatter] 479 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,150 - Here we go. - Stories! 480 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,654 I don't know why I'm nervous. I mean, you all are idiots. 481 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,882 You got this. Just, uh, imagine us all in our underwear. 482 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,158 - I wish I was wearing underwear. - We all do, Trevor. 483 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,493 [Sasappis] Okay. 484 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,496 Here we go. 485 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,456 [Sighs deeply] 486 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,874 [Whispers] He's going for it. 487 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,295 This first one is a lenape tale 488 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:35,007 about the Turkey, the turtle, and the wolf. 489 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,052 They say that there are three persons, 490 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,471 or human-like animals, 491 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,889 that started the lenape... 492 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,183 J“ don't be shy j“ 493 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:47,770 j“ just let your feelings roll on by j“ 494 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,148 j“ don't wear fear j“ 495 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,359 j“ or nobody will know j“ 496 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,070 j“ you're there j“ 497 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,780 j“ just lift your head... j“ 498 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,824 a running start and flew. 499 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,326 Oh, the Turkey's gonna fly. This isn't gonna go well. 500 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,828 What happened to the turtle? 501 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,205 [Howls] Howling at his friends on the other side. 502 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,750 J“ just let your feelings roll on by j“ 503 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,962 j“ on by, on byj' 504 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,382 j“ on by, on by, on by j“ 505 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,218 j“ on by, on byj' 506 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,302 [laughter] 507 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,888 J“ on by, on by... j“ 508 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,306 it goes to show 509 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,809 that us ghosts and the livings 510 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,686 are more connected than we realize. 511 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,312 Yes! 512 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,540 - [Thorfinn] Yes! - [All cheering] 513 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,567 J“ love is where j“ 514 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:38,446 j“ all of us belong j“ 515 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,741 [thorfinn] Yes! 516 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,244 Is favorite story that does not involve killing Danes.