1 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,346 [Isaac] Ooh, luggage. 2 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,139 Do I detect a voyage of some kind? 3 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,641 Nothing gets by you, man. 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,202 Oh, we're going away for the weekend. 5 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,912 Everything's been so crazy since moving here, 6 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,646 but we finally got a second to breathe, 7 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:24,274 so I'm going to Ohio to see if my dead mom is a ghost. 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,485 Not exactly spring break in Ibiza. 9 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,129 How did she die, if you don't mind me asking? 10 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,214 [Samantha] Allergic reaction. 11 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:32,491 She was at a restaurant and didn't realize the dish she ordered had shrimp in it. 12 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:35,077 Ah. I had a pretty severe shellfish allergy myself, 13 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,787 which is why I always carried an epipen. 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,456 Of course, those don't protect you against everything. [Chuckles] 15 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,808 We're sorry about your mom, Sam. 16 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:41,917 [Samantha] Thank you. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,294 It was six years ago. Honestly, I'm excited. 18 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,921 I never got a chance to say goodbye, 19 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,257 and now I might get to see her, so that's amazing. 20 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,051 Okay, but remember to keep your wits about you 21 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,344 amongst those buckeyes. 22 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,346 Rutherford b. Hayes was from Ohio, so... 23 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,430 You get it. 24 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:57,307 Okay. I've got to pack. 25 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,744 And just as a reminder, Sam, your mother might not be there. 26 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:03,564 Not every spirit is lucky enough to be trapped in an endless purgatory. 27 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,774 I know. But I just got to see, right? 28 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,068 - Well, we're all here to support you. - Thank you. 29 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:11,405 And also to remind you to leave the TV on when you go. 30 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,075 Maybe write down the thing about leaving the TV on? 31 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,326 Sam? 32 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,704 [Theme music playing] 33 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,294 Knock, knock. 34 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,397 Uh, can I ask your advice on something before you go? 35 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,714 Sure. Pete just came in. 36 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,215 Hey, what up, arrow guy? 37 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:34,011 So, you can probably tell I have a crush on alberta, right? 38 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,446 I think I want to say something to her. 39 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,972 Wow. [Chuckles softly] 40 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,075 Pete has a crush on alberta, and he wants to tell her. 41 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,560 Okay, so we're looping Jay in on this one. 42 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:44,289 Wait. Hasn't he known her for decades? Why is he making the move now? 43 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,982 Well, I'm a loyal guy, and my wife was still very much alive. 44 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,276 But then you asked her to come visit the house, 45 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,236 and I found out she was a dirty, lying cheater. 46 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,697 So, long story short, I'm ready to move on. 47 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,366 - He's just ready to move on. - [Jay] Cool. 48 00:01:56,450 --> 00:02:00,329 Look, I got to take these down, but please catch me up in the car, okay? 49 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,056 'Cause I actually kind of love this stuff. 50 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,042 It's like watching friends, except you can't see or hear friends, 51 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,460 and you only have one person 52 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,337 to tell you what it's about. 53 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,880 So, wh—what do you think? 54 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,257 I love that you came to me, 55 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,985 but I have one foot out the door right now. 56 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,903 Just tell me what to do. Sh-should I say something? 57 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,679 Pete, you're a sweet guy. 58 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:20,265 But I've only heard her talk about dating bootleggers 59 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,350 or mob bosses. 60 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,018 Oh, you don't think I'm a bad boy? 61 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,479 You know, I ripped the tag off a mattress one time. 62 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,802 That's a federal offense, baby. 63 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,274 I just would hate to see you get hurt, 64 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:33,028 and if, for any reason, things went poorly, 65 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,112 it could be awkward. 66 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:36,031 - Right. - Like, for everyone. 67 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,866 - Sure. - For all eternity. 68 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,909 Yeah. Feels like you're kind of harping on it now. 69 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,249 Oh. Hey, the TV, Sam? 70 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,793 - One last reminder? - Yeah. 71 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:51,922 Wow. Can't believe Pete is gonna tell alberta he's got a crush on her. 72 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,006 What now? 73 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,174 - Uh... - [Jay exhales] 74 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,218 I'm rooting for arrow guy. 75 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,346 Please don't say anything. I think I talked him out of it, anyway. 76 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,306 What if I really want to say something, though? 77 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,432 Please don't. 78 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,826 - [Car door closes] - [Jay] Let's go, babe! 79 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,520 [Engine starts] 80 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,188 Seriously, sass. 81 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,858 I promise I'll try not to say anything! 82 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,152 But this is a tasty morsel! 83 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,532 [Chuckles softly] 84 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,785 [Jay] Are you ready? How you feeling? 85 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,705 Nervous. I haven't seen her in six years. 86 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:27,725 And I know it sounds dumb, but I just... I kind of want her to be proud of me. 87 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,061 - —That doesn't sound dumb at all. - Well, of course you don't think so. 88 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,896 You still call your mom when you finish your crossword. 89 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,256 It was a Saturday one, and I did it in ink. 90 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,467 But the last time I saw my mom was when I'd gone home for Thanksgiving. 91 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,803 We got into this huge fight because she told me 92 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,926 I should give up journalism and apply to law school. 93 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,224 Yeah, but what did you do? You stuck with it. 94 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,307 Well, I'm doing fine, but it's not like I'm writing 95 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,769 for the New York times or anything. 96 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,689 Babe, you're doing amazing. And it's not just the writing. 97 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,858 You nabbed yourself a good hubs, 98 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,192 we're starting this b and b, 99 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:58,071 and you're possibly the only person on the planet who can 100 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,698 see ghosts. 101 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,461 [Chuckles] You're practically a superhero. 102 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:05,370 - I guess I am kind of a superhero, right? - Uh-huh. 103 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,014 And that means I'm doing it with a superhero, 104 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,124 which, as you know, is, like, a big dream of mine. 105 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:11,001 That took a really weird turn. 106 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,420 Yeah, you're not wrong. But it's still hot. 107 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,089 Troops, we have a situation. 108 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,967 It seems that Samantha remembered to leave the TV on, 109 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:23,096 but by some cruel twist of fate, it has turned off by itself. 110 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,891 Sleep mode. 111 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:26,975 I'm sorry, what? 112 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,770 If no one press button for six hours, 113 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:30,854 TV go asleep. 114 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,773 Well, can't you turn it on, Trevor? 115 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,456 Jay put the remote away. [Clicks tongue] 116 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,235 I mean, a button I can do, but a handle on a drawer? 117 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:38,570 I-I'm only human. 118 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,030 Or whatever this is. 119 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,841 But what are we supposed to do for entertainment? 120 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,283 She'll be gone for days. 121 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,743 [Pete] Guys, guys, come on. 122 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:47,037 Before Jay and Sam, we used to entertain ourselves, 123 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,121 remember? 124 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,456 Food club, movie club. 125 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,791 We'd talk for hours. 126 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,474 Who wants to hear me describe meatballs? 127 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,378 Now, fun fact: That's actually a food and a movie. 128 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,630 This is hell. I'm in hell. 129 00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:00,425 The movie stars bill Murray as a fun-loving, wisecracking counselor 130 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,135 at a summer camp. And the food... 131 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,447 Well, you guys know what the food is. Pretty self-explanatory. 132 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,990 But we got the time, so I'll explain it. 133 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,183 Pete's planning on telling alberta that he likes her. 134 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,976 - W hat? - W hat? 135 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,063 I'm sorry, Pete. But I overheard Jay, and I didn't want to say anything, 136 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,208 and then the TV shut off, and then you forced my hand 137 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,501 with this whole meatballs lecture. I... 138 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,110 Maybe we should go talk about this in the other room, Pete. 139 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,905 Although if it's good news for Pete, 140 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:25,784 perhaps we should all be a part of it to celebrate together. 141 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,955 - Yeah, maybe the other room? - Oy. 142 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:30,872 - Uh-oh. - [Flower groans] 143 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:34,042 - Maybe you heard Jay wrong, sass. - I mean, I don't think so. 144 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,394 Or maybe Jay was a little mixed-up. 145 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,772 You know how you say one thing to Sam, she repeats it to Jay, 146 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,297 and then it's the telephone game. 147 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:40,882 Well, what did you say to Sam? 148 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,344 Well, I did tell her that I had feelings for someone, 149 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:48,473 but that someone was... my girlfriend. 150 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,308 - [Hetty gasps] - [Alberta] Oh! 151 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,060 Girlfriend? What, you got a girlfriend? 152 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,603 One of you mating with Pete? 153 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,022 - I don't think so. - [Chuckles] Certainly not. 154 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,084 Well, a-actually, I don't-— I don't think you guys know her. 155 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,526 How would we not know her? 156 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,821 Because she... lives downstairs. 157 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,574 - In the cholera pit? - Uh, yeah. 158 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:06,783 The cholera pit. 159 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,619 Well, I, for one, would love to meet her. 160 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,038 Well, I'll go talk to her about it right now. 161 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:15,333 Downstairs, where she definitely lives. 162 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,669 Here I go. 163 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,838 Be back with my girlfriend. 164 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,923 Oh, god. 165 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:27,345 Okay, mojitos are Cuban, this menu is Mexican, 166 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,574 and then the cheeseburger on the wall's playing a ukulele, 167 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,684 which is definitely Hawaiian. This place is all over the map. 168 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,895 Welcome to mojitown. I'm Dennis. 169 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,479 Will it be two for lunch? 170 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,648 Yes, thank you. I still don't see her. 171 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,233 - Who? - Oh, uh... 172 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,610 My mom. She's meeting us here. 173 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,153 So it'll be three for lunch. 174 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,363 No, no, 'cause she's probably not eating with us. 175 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,865 I'm sorry, I'm confused. 176 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,951 Holy crap, Samantha? 177 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,370 - Mom? - "Mom"? 178 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:53,747 You can see me? 179 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,957 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god! 180 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,083 Oh, my god! 181 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:02,964 Sheloves Cuban-themed Mexican Hawaiian restaurants. 182 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,966 - They're so hard to find. - [Gasps, squeals] 183 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:12,307 "Come join us at mojitown," my coworkers said. 184 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,643 "One lunch won't kill you." Oh, yeah? 185 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,437 Well, are there at least other ghosts for you to talk to? 186 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,731 [Sighs] Yeah, a couple. There's sondra. 187 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,484 Ooh, what's a cheese hurricane? 188 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,152 It's what made my heart explode. 189 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,654 Might have to get that. 190 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,030 - Oh. - [Sheryl] And, of course, 191 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,740 there's Peggy sue. 192 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,385 She was a carhop when this place was a drive-in diner in the '50s. 193 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:34,287 Roller skates and tail fins, not a great combo. 194 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,914 [Sheryl] So, 195 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,290 how did this happen? 196 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,601 You said that one of the ghosts 197 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,460 from the mansion pushed you down the stairs? 198 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,964 Oh, no, no. Uh, he has a power where he can touch things, 199 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,799 and he knocked over a vase. I tripped. 200 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,818 - It was a total accident. - He doesn't wear pants. 201 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,219 He can touch things? 202 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,637 My ghost power sucks. 203 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,721 What's your ghost power? 204 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,139 I can burp up shrimp breath. 205 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,434 [Exhales] 206 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,936 [9898] 207 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,479 What the hell was that? 208 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,022 My late mother. 209 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:04,275 Okay, so, you're doing the b and b. 210 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,004 I guess that means it didn't work out with the whole journalism thing. 211 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,906 No, it worked out. I'm just... I'm also doing the b and b 212 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,825 in addition to the journalism thing. 213 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:16,413 Sam had a big article published in the ulster county review. 214 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,123 Oh, that's nice. 215 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,209 - So, you're on staff there? - No, I am freelance. 216 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:27,007 Yeah. But then this guy who works at the New York times read it, 217 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,634 and he asked me to work there. 218 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,386 - W hat? - Huh? 219 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:35,306 Yes. So, that is your daughter. Full-time at the paper of record. 220 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,683 [Chuckles] This is incredible. 221 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:40,186 I mean, a staff writer at the New York times. 222 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,082 Well, I guess you're going to have to give up the b and b, then. 223 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:46,526 No, I can still work remotely. Send in articles. 224 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,486 Wait, but you're never gonna make it to editor 225 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,031 if you just send in the articles. 226 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,115 Here we go. 227 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,969 No, I'm just saying that that's where all the networking happens, right? 228 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,911 Not even my lies are good enough for you. 229 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,974 - Your lies? - Yes. I don't work for the New York times. 230 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,478 I just said that because I wanted you 231 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,352 to admit you were wrong about the whole journalism thing. 232 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,838 But apparently nothing I ever do will be good enough for you, mom. 233 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,423 Uh, she calls me mom. 234 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,217 It's like "bro." It's a tiktok thing. 235 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,053 Bye, mom. 236 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:14,846 [Pete] Hey, everyone. 237 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,057 This won't take up too much of your time. 238 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,893 Hi. Uh, I'm in kind of a bind 239 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,312 and need a volunteer to be my fake girlfriend. 240 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,605 Why do you need that? 241 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,524 Well, I made up this little white lie about how I have a girlfriend, 242 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,693 and now I need to prove to everyone that that's true. 243 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,946 You're talking to the wrong people. We don't like it upstairs. 244 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,824 Yeah. You guys are mean and rude. 245 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,327 Also, it's too bright and airy. 246 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:41,039 Okay. Uh, well, sorry to bother you. 247 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,749 I'll do it. 248 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,375 [Pete] Really? 249 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,710 You will? 250 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:49,339 Nancy, we don't go up there. We stay with our kind. 251 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,966 I am not your kind. 252 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,177 I want a better afterlife than this. 253 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,221 All you guys do 254 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,765 is stand around, talking about the water heater. 255 00:09:58,848 --> 00:09:59,974 It's boring. 256 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,726 Okay, calm down. 257 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,688 Oh, no. Do not tell me to calm down. 258 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,441 You gave me cholera, Stuart. 259 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,111 Okay, well, Nancy has thrown her hat in the ring, 260 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:12,612 which is... great, 261 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,573 but I want to, you know, be fair to all of the ladies of the pit, 262 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:19,285 so, uh, how about the quiet one in the back there? With the smile? 263 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,163 Oh. Yeah, she doesn't have a tongue. 264 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:25,458 And let me tell you, that is her "no" face. 265 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,211 Now, listen up. I will help you out. 266 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,295 But just to be clear, 267 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,674 there is nothing happening here sexually. 268 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,884 O-Okay. Noted. 269 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,388 - All right. Let's do this, then, huh? - [Pete] Okay. 270 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,391 Oh. I didn't know ghosts could sweat. 271 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,812 - Oh, no, it's pus from an infected wound. - Ah. That explains it. 272 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:49,899 Okay, sheryl, now that it's just us... I think. Are you still there? 273 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,735 [Grunts, exhales] 274 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,155 Oh, that is... 275 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,073 Actually really smart. 276 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,867 Super gross, but I get it. 277 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,077 You are there. Hi. 278 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,287 Okay, here's my thought. 279 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,247 Can you please just admit to Sam 280 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,958 that sometimes you might be a little too critical? 281 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,377 - Can you believe this? - It's always our fault. 282 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,796 I mean, she traveled all this way to see you. 283 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,257 The least you could do is meet her halfway. 284 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,719 Because she got a point, all right? I mean, I love you, 285 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,804 but let's be honest, you can be really tough. 286 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:23,016 - One cheese hurricane. - Yes! 287 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,561 I highly advise you not to eat it all yourself. 288 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,146 Well, you don't know me. 289 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:31,441 I'm not too critical. I just know what she's capable of. 290 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,027 I still think you should do what this guy is saying. 291 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,571 Remember when Harold finally forgave his brother 292 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,741 for running off with his wife? Whoosh. Up he went. 293 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:44,537 So, you're saying if I have some kind of a breakthrough with my daughter, 294 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,664 I could finally get out of this hellhole. 295 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,125 So, what do we think, sheryl? 296 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,127 If you agree, just, you know... 297 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,296 Actually, you know what, no shrimp breath this time. 298 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,632 Let's just see what happens. 299 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,969 So, there were a lot of rumors going around today 300 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,405 about how I didn't have a girlfriend 301 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,015 and about how maybe I just made that up in a blind, 302 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,851 sweaty panic. But here she is in the flesh. 303 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,895 - The rotting flesh. - Shh. 304 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,688 Nancy from the cholera pit. 305 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:14,275 [Chuckles] Yeah. Well, originally from Albany. 306 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,278 Uh, but then I got sick, and they threw me in the pest house, 307 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,949 which they told us was some sort of recovery ward. 308 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,034 - [Chuckles] - But then they nailed the door shut. 309 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,661 That was not a good sign. 310 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,248 - How did you two meet? - [Pete] Uh, well, that's a fun story. 311 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,332 - Um... - Yeah. 312 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,459 He came downstairs trolling for sex. 313 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,169 - [Pete chuckles] Okay. - [Nancy laughs] 314 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,463 She's a joker. [Chuckles] Loves to tell jokes. 315 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,632 It's actually one of the things I like about her. 316 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,009 What are some of the other things? 317 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,012 Uh, well, our shared love of... 318 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,682 - The water heater. - Right. 319 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,642 Pete, you love the water heater? 320 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,645 - Yeah. - Oh, he-he loves the water heater. 321 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,189 - Oh, won't shut up about it. - He could go on for hours 322 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:57,026 talking calibration and combustion. 323 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,111 Combustion. 324 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,155 - And, uh, corrosion. - —uh, corrosion. 325 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,508 - And deliming. - And... deliming. 326 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,118 - I love deliming. - [Nancy] Yeah. 327 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,287 [Burps] Oh. Yowza. 328 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,164 [Sighs] Hey, hon. Is your mom still here? 329 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,250 'Cause I'm sort of hoping she didn't just sit there 330 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,544 and watch me eat an entire appetizer platter for six. 331 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,714 - It was horrifying. - She's here. Hi, mom. 332 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,050 Sam, I thought a lot about what you said, 333 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,386 and you're right. 334 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,447 - Sometimes I can be too critical. - [Jay] I'm sorry. 335 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,557 Look, there's still some crust over here if you... 336 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,142 Shh, shh. She's talking. Go on, mom. 337 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,477 It's just... [sighs] 338 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,814 I butt in when I'm not needed, 339 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,984 and for that, I'm sorry. 340 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:42,071 And you're not too sensitive. I shouldn't have said that. 341 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,992 Nope. This is completely on me. 342 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,995 Wow, mom. Thank you. 343 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,290 Is this a cathartic mother-daughter resolution vibe that I'm getting? 344 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,003 Could you find it in your heart to forgive me? 345 00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,172 Of course. 346 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,723 Maybe you could just say you forgive me? 347 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,017 You know, like, actually use the words? 348 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,936 Okay. I forgive you. 349 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,897 Okay. 350 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,816 Maybe louder this time. And say my full name. 351 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,777 Wait, you're just trying to ascend, aren't you? 352 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:24,489 - You didn't mean anything you just said. - What's happening? 353 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,783 I can't believe you would say all of those things 354 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,326 just to get sucked off. 355 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,414 Busted. I'm a dirty, dirty dog. 356 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:37,835 I'm so annoyed. 357 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,337 I'm sorry she did that. 358 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,214 I mean, I really believed her for a second. 359 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,549 I'm such an idiot. She's never gonna change. 360 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:47,345 Look, not all moms can be champa arondekar, okay? 361 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,889 But to be honest, she probably praises me too much. 362 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,784 - You love it. - Yeah, you're right. I love it. 363 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,393 It's so great. 364 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,270 But that doesn't mean that your mom doesn't love you in her own way. 365 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,856 I mean, here I have this ridiculous second chance 366 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,400 that nobody in the world ever gets, 367 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:03,569 and instead of taking advantage of it, I'm in another fight with her. 368 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,030 I mean, it's just like the last time we saw each other. 369 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,657 So then don't let it be. Okay? 370 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,243 Yes, your mother is never gonna change, but you can. 371 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,406 So don't be the girl who gets in a fight and then goes back to New York angry. 372 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:16,082 Be the girl who goes back inside and talks to her mom 373 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,792 while she still can. 374 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,104 That's actually really good advice. 375 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,213 Really? Do you mind if I call my mom real quick 376 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,048 and tell her that I fixed this whole sitch? 377 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,883 - You two have a real problem. - Okay, fine. 378 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,969 I'll call her later. It's not a big deal. 379 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:31,055 I have a special ring. Did you know that? So, like, she'll always pick up. 380 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,599 So, uh, we should probably get going back down. 381 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,202 Glad you guys got to meet my real girlfriend. 382 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,106 - [Chuckles] - Now it's time to head downstairs. 383 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,855 - What? - Whoa, whoa. Pete. Pete, come on. 384 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,064 She just got here. 385 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:44,277 Yeah, we don't even know how long you date or how far she throw ax. 386 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,072 Actually, yeah, I thought I might just maybe stay up here. 387 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,490 - [Chuckles] - What's that? 388 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:53,995 I mean, we might as well stop sneaking around. Right, baby? 389 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:58,416 - Well, we're not sneaking around. - I spend every night in Pete's room. 390 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,877 There. It's out there in the open. 391 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,021 - I feel relieved everyone can know. - Yeah, I feel great, too. 392 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,685 - I feel great. I feel great, too. - Yeah. 393 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,114 - What... what are you doing? - I'm not ready to go back yet. 394 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:10,511 I think I might stay for a while. 395 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,763 Aw, look. They're whispering sweet nothings. 396 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,099 You better get used to me. 397 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,393 - —[Laughs] - [Chuckles] 398 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,396 - This guy, right? Isn't he just the best? - [Chuckles] 399 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,481 - Ooh! - [Grunts] 400 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,648 Isn't he just the best? 401 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,376 - Isn't he just the best? - [Grunts, chuckles] 402 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,444 - Oh, yeah. Do that again. - [Pete] Stop it. You—- 403 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,905 -[chuckles] Okay. —[Coughs] 404 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,658 You looking for your mom? 405 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,826 Yeah. 406 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,245 She brags about you all the time, you know. Your mom. 407 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,330 She does? 408 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,624 Oh, yeah. Samantha this, Samantha that. 409 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,585 "She went to Northwestern. She moved to New York. 410 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,379 She's so beautiful and smart 411 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,965 and doesn't talk all the time like you, Peggy sue." 412 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,009 [Chuckles] The last part's a bit hurtful. 413 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,011 I didn't know she felt like that about me. 414 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,513 Of course I do. 415 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,934 I just want you to have everything you've ever wanted. 416 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,145 That's why I push. 417 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,606 I just want you to be happy. 418 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,399 I am happy. 419 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,777 I have a wonderful life. 420 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,321 That's all I've ever wanted. 421 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,699 You should come back for Thanksgiving. 422 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,077 Really? They do a good Thanksgiving here? 423 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,746 - No, it's horrible. Eat first. - [Chuckles] 424 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,041 - What's happening now? - Oh. 425 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,168 Mom said we should come back for Thanksgiving. 426 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,962 That sounds like major progress, babe. 427 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,648 I'm really happy for you. Just know that champa 428 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:30,174 will then probably want us to go there for Christmas instead. 429 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,718 Mom, I think I can talk him into... 430 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:33,803 Mom? 431 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,430 I'm leaving, Sam. 432 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,932 You are? 433 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,850 I can go now. 434 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,521 You've turned out amazingly. 435 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,856 I'm so proud of you. 436 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,652 The criticism worked. 437 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,113 [Chuckles softly] 438 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,282 Goodbye, mom. 439 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,242 Goodbye, honey. 440 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,791 [Samantha] She's gone, Jay. 441 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,094 Sometimes, when we're doing it, 442 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,138 I'll get on his back like a horse, 443 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,807 and I'll steer him around by his arrow. 444 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,934 - [Nancy chuckles] - That is very vivid imagery. 445 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,019 Thank you, Nancy. 446 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,937 I got a lot more images for you. 447 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,857 Here we go. This one time... 448 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,734 Nancy is amazing. [Laughs] 449 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,403 Such a... free spirit. 450 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,655 - No pun intended. - [Chuckles] 451 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,491 And I was like, "you're so wild." 452 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,285 And she seems really happy. 453 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,829 You must be a good boyfriend, Pete. 454 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,165 - [Chuckles] - [Chuckles, sighs] 455 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,917 I wish I could be treated well like Nancy. 456 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,878 What? What-what are you saying? 457 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,588 Oh, no, I don't-— [chuckles] 458 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,174 Well, it's just when I was alive, 459 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,801 I was with a bunch of cheats and liars. 460 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,346 Maybe 'cause I thought I didn't deserve better. 461 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,932 Well, you do deserve better. You deserve the best. 462 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,101 [Chuckles] Well, too bad. 463 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,562 Nancy got the last honest guy. 464 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,399 That's me, a real straight arrow. [Chuckles] 465 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,193 Certainly wouldn't lie about anything. 466 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,903 [Jay] We're home, ghosts! 467 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,821 Or empty room. I have no idea. 468 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,074 They're in here. Hey. 469 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,950 [Nancy groans] 470 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,828 - Who's this? - Ah, hi. Nancy. 471 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,497 I'm Pete's girlfriend. 472 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,374 - Pete's girlfriend? - Huh? 473 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,917 Uh, there's a new ghost. 474 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,794 Sure. Cool. 475 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,921 Yep. Yeah, Nancy's my girlfriend, uh, 476 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,006 that sleeps upstairs in my room with me. 477 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,217 [Chuckles] We're practically inseparable. 478 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,719 - [Chuckles] - There's no getting away from her. 479 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,305 Honey? Shall we, uh... 480 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,140 Looks like I'm gonna get some. 481 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,017 [Pete groans] 482 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,269 [Samantha] So, what happened? 483 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,064 Sleep mode, Sam. Sleep mode happened. 484 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:59,240 How are you feeling about your mom? 485 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,535 Well, I'm feeling happy for her, obviously. 486 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,787 And that I got to say goodbye. 487 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,956 But I'm sad because it feels like I don't have a mom. 488 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,584 - Again. - I know. 489 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,673 You know, she was critical and annoying, but there's something nice about 490 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,092 feeling like somebody cares that much. 491 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,970 Young lady, you are aware 492 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,139 that your luggage is languishing by the front door. 493 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,534 I know, it's just been a long day. I'll deal with it tomorrow. 494 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,101 Sorry, hettyjust came in. 495 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,686 Mm, your choice, of course. 496 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,147 It's not the choice I would make, nor the right choice, 497 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,899 but it is a choice nonetheless. 498 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,234 What are you smiling about? 499 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,320 - Something just made me happy. - [Hetty] Well, don't stay like that. 500 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,656 You'll get laugh lines, and your husband will wander. 501 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,118 Must I teach this girl everything?